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[opening theme music playing]

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[grunts]

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Phew!

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[grunts]

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-[exhales]
-[squeaking]

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-[panting]
-Uh... What's up, Harold?

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You've been sitting on
an anthill or something?

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[grunts]

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[dramatic beat]

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Just getting my steps in.

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You should get one
of these health trackers, dude.

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You need it.

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Wellness comes from here.

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Is that your chins
or your chest butt?

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It comes from within.

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And I don't need
no telemarketing robot watch

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to know I'm in better shape
than you!

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Wanna bet, hmm?

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[game whirrs and beeps on TV]

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[sniffs] You smell that?

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[sniffs] Ugh, smells like
locker room salami.

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-[dramatic music playing]
-[both grunt, hiss]

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It's just good old-fashioned
toxic masculinity.

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This does not bode well.

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You did what?

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It's just a friendly bet
over who's in best shape.

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The loser pays the other's
bills for the month.

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With what money?

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And how are you supposed
to get in shape in one day?

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You'd have to do squats
on the surface of the sun

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to burn enough calories.

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I've got this.

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Look!

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-[squelching]
-[suspicious music playing]

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You are what you eat, right?

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Mmm.

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How is that remotely healthy?

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I started with stevia.

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-[watch beeps]
-[Nicole groans]

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[dramatic beat]

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-[screams]
-What are we gonna do?

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-[watch stops beeping]
-Quick, someone feed me

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a healthy person.

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We'll have to downgrade
our internet package.

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[all gasp and scream]

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[voices glitch]

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[machine beeps]

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[Richard] No!

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[static buzzing]

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I'll change my lifestyle.

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-Get in shape, eat healthy.
-[motivational music playing]

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I'll change all in one day.

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[slurp]

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Hmm. [chomps]

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[beeps]

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I say we straight up cheat and
have one of us wear the watch.

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Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

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Ah, a trip to the mall
and a break from the kids.

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[chuckles] These heart rate
numbers are gonna be sub-zero.

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[Nicole honks horn]

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[groans]

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[humming happily]

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[groans heavily]

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-[grunts]
-[beeps]

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Okay, okay.
[grunts in frustration]

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[tires screech]

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[snoring]

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-[honks horn]
-[beeps]

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Oh.

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-[fake laughs]
-[honks lightly]

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-[gasps]
-[suspenseful beat]

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-[engine revs]
-[crashes]

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-[pops]
-[beeps]

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[grunts angrily]

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[tires screech]

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-[gasps]
-[tires screech]

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-[sighs in relief]
-[engine revs]

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-[screams]
-[beeps]

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-[metal screeching]
-Ah, is this space taken?

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Whee!

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[grunts] Bye!

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[sighs in frustration]

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[elastic snaps]

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[grunts]

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[beeps]

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[groans]

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[breathing heavily, exhales]

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[dramatic beat]

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[gasps]

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[all laughing]

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[glass breaking]

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Well, I guess Mom failed.

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You've tracked the stressed.

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-Now it's time to--
-[squeaks]

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-To... [grunts]
-[squeaks]

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...track the best.

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Time to hydrate.

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[beeps]

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[whirring and beeping]

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[straining]

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[whirring and beeping
continues]

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[water splashing]

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[buzzes]

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Okay, it would appear
it's harder to perform

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under scrutiny
than I anticipated.

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Uh, let's try to
get some sleep.

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[whirring and beeping]

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[buzzes]

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[Gumball] Okay, let's get
some steps in.

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[buzzes]

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[Gumball] Uh, let's try
and eat something.

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How do... how do you
do this again?

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-[chomps] No!
-[apple thuds]

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[buzzes]

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Okay, let's just
focus on breathing.

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There's no way to fail that.

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[muted groan]

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[clicks tongue]

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[gasping for air]

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[thuds]

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[buzzes]

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Hey, dude. I just wa-- [gasps]

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-[beeps]
-[straining]

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[panting]

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[gasps for air]

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[groans] I'm not sure
the watch fits me.

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You take it.

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[whirrs and beeps]

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Huh. I don't think
it can sense me.

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[playful music playing]

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Dude, what's going on
inside you?

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[playful music playing]

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♪ Darwin's full of love ♪

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♪ Not organs, bones, or blood ♪

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♪ It's us, love cells
That make him run ♪

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-♪ And tap and dance ♪
-♪ And kick ♪

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♪ And cute ♪

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♪ And you don't need a liver
When you're a lover ♪

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♪ No kidneys but we love
To kid each other ♪

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♪ This heart don't beat
But our beat has heart ♪

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[beatboxes]

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♪ Darwin will live forever ♪

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♪ Because love
Never falls apart ♪

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[thuds]

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Oh, uh, I think you have
to wear this, Anais.

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It can't track me
because my inner workings

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are made of skips,
childlike wonder, and dreams.

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And I can't perform
when I am being watched.

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[chuckles awkwardly]

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[voice shaking]

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[tense music intensifies]

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[birds chirping]

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Fine. [sighs] I'll do it.

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When you're the last
line of defense.

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When your time comes to prove
you're the best. [echoes]

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To prove you have
what it takes. [echoes]

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To prove that you can,
once again,

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save your incapable family
from an absurd situation.

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[groans]

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Because you can take
the weight. [echoes]

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Because you're
more than a hero. [echoes]

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[tense music intensifies]

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You're the little sister.

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[motivational music playing]

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[panting]

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-[beeps]
-Huh?

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Wha... what do you mean,
sedentary?

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You're doing amazing, sweetie.

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[hesitates] I don't get it.

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I was, like, running for miles.

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Do you think it might be
your teeny-tiny little legs?

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Hmm?

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[groans]

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[huffs]

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[all] Aw!

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You're the only person
who can always smell

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-their own feet, Anais.
-[giggles]

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You can wear
ankle socks as tights.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very funny, everyone.

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Now, can someone
please come get me?

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I don't think we've got time

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for me to walk back
to the house.

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Sure thing, sweetie.

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[car door opens]

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[grunts]

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Here you go.

187
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We'll never recover
financially from that bet.

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We'll be so broke, we'll have
to launder our toilet paper.

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We'll have to change
our doormat

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from saying "Live, Laugh, Love"
to "Beg, Borrow, Steal."

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We'll have to wear
the same clothes every day.

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Wait.

193
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We'll all have
to let Dad sleep.

194
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Because solving this problem
is too tiring for me to--

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[snores]

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Wait a minute.

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We're Wattersons.

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We can't win.

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We're an absolute
dumpster fire of a family,

200
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A bunch of walking
natural disasters.

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Yeah! Wait, you made that sound
like a good speech.

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It is because we
can do the best

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worst, better than anyone else.

204
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We can trick the tracker,

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get such bad stats
it looks broken,

206
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then just fake
Dad being healthy.

207
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We could also just do nothing.

208
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I, uh, don't think Dad's bet
is at all legally binding.

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And, uh... Okay, fine,
we'll do the thing.

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[beeping]

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-And... Go!
-[zooms]

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[whirring and beeping]

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[glitching]

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-Whoo!
-[all cheering]

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[whirring and beeping]

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And breathe in.

217
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[glitching]

218
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And out.

219
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[hissing]

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[glitches, cracks]

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Yeah!

222
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-Yeah!
-Whoo!

223
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[whirring and beeping]

224
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[thuds]

225
00:10:00,408 --> 00:10:01,243
[upbeat music playing]

226
00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:02,495
Yay! [thuds]

227
00:10:02,579 --> 00:10:03,706
[whirring and beeping]

228
00:10:06,044 --> 00:10:06,921
[bursts]

229
00:10:07,004 --> 00:10:08,424
[all cheering]

230
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[whirring and beeping]

231
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[man on TV]
Coming soon, a zombie outbreak

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in a sunken city,
and a former wrestler

233
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turned president gone rogue,
who loves exploding

234
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foreign worlds.

235
00:10:20,615 --> 00:10:22,870
Whoa, this movie sounds great!

236
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It's the news.

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[screams]

238
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[all cheering]

239
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[shuts down]

240
00:10:32,013 --> 00:10:33,265
[static buzzing]

241
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Okay, Richard, let's see
how fit you really are.

242
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[giggles] Whoa, what?

243
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-[ethereal music playing]
-Sup, Harold.

244
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Impossible.

245
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Dad's so jacked, it jacked
your tracker. So pay up.

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What?

247
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[glitching]

248
00:10:49,757 --> 00:10:51,384
Hmm...

249
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[groaning]

250
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Wait a minute.

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[squeaking]

252
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Huh?

253
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[grunts and groans]

254
00:11:01,614 --> 00:11:04,035
We can't hold it any longer.

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[snaps]

256
00:11:06,414 --> 00:11:07,500
[buttons popping]

257
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,586
[grunts]

258
00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:10,256
-[thuds]
-[glass shatters]

259
00:11:10,339 --> 00:11:12,093
-[giggles]
-[groans]

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[watch beeping]

261
00:11:13,972 --> 00:11:16,894
[watch] Calling ambulance.
Calling ambulance.

262
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-[all cheer]
-Yeah! We win.

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I'm definitely in better
shape than him now.

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00:11:21,904 --> 00:11:23,533
[grunts]

265
00:11:29,085 --> 00:11:31,089
[closing theme music playing]